So last night I blogged an Amazon Affiliate link ( for the very excellent Learning jQuery 1.3. (I'll try to get my review up this week.) I decided to take a quick look at my Amazon stats to see if anyone had purchased it. Turns out someone had, which is cool. I now have (or will have) 2.13 in my pocket. I think Amazon has a pretty good deal here for bloggers (or actually, Twitters, emailers, whatever, it works!)

But then I noticed something... a bit unusual. Apparently I also got referral money for...

Himalayan Institute Original Neti Pot Complete Sinus Cleansing System Starter Kit - I'm not quite sure what that is, but any product with that many names in it has to be more advanced then the Space Shuttle.

But wait - it gets better. The next link I noticed?

Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment - Wow. Um, ok. Personally I probably have an easier time with machines than humans, but I've probably got a touch of Aspergers.

And then it got even better. The coup de grace. The ultimate WTF did that come from...

The Guide to Becoming the Sensuous Black Woman (And Drive Your Man Wild In and Out of Bed!)

Hey, I'm not sure who ordered this, or whether or not I'm seriously misunderstanding my readership, but whoever it was, thanks for the 90 cents. I'm not quite sure how someone becomes the Sensuous Black Woman. I would have assumed there would be more than one. But maybe it's some Highlander thing us geeks aren't aware of?