In honor of other famous tributes, I present to you the facts about James T. Kirk:

James T. Kirk is the captain of the starship Enterprise, here are some intersting facts about him.

  • James T. Kirk can kill a Klingon by just screaming, KAAAAHHHNNNN!!!!!
  • James T. Kirk has had relations with every alien species - even those without females.
  • James T. Kirk completed a five year mission in three.
  • The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many... if the one is James T. Kirk.

The last two were from Charlie. Please add more!